The Goes Cube: As Reviewed by Mad Lib
Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
The Person Who Did Stuff To Me
As I was meandering jokingly down the arctic tundra one fine summer’s century, the most obnoxious, shiny the Goes Cube sloppily licked me, stopping me in my tracks. “Look here,” I said, slapping my eye lid at him viciously, “That was terribly fatty of you. I demand an apology.”
The the goes cube melted at me shittly and licked me again, this time with both butt cheeks.
“Excuse me!” I said, this time more swimmingly. “Desist at once, or I shall be forced to kill you. You’re a very metallic the goes cube, I must say.”
“I can’t stop,” the The Goes Cube said nasily. “You see, my mother was a genie, my father was riffin’, and the trauma was just too much. I’m gnarly as an owl bear, I’m bearded to say.”
At hearing his wet story, I felt for him. But I bit the hot fucking dick hole anyway and moved on.
The Goes Cube – The Only Daughter
-lionsteeth
