These are Cheddar Dippers…

This is my story:

One night not too long ago my good friend, Eric the Red, and I came down with a truly savage case of the munchies. My main man, being the amazing provider that he is, reached into his ice-chest and pulled out these Cheddar Dippers – our salvation – or so I thought… Quite honestly these babies disappointed me – they were not crispy or crunchy, both the cheese and breading were bland and the provided ranch sauce was extra gnarley and watery. These snacks were not good but I ate them anyways because that’s who I am.

After I got over the taste I found myself enamored by the super “cheesy” design and photoshop job…

Here a few of my observations:
-The cheese which is supposed to be bubbling out of the sticks looks so fake… as does the parsley
-Love the “Party On!”
-Was hooked at first by “Roadhouse Quality”
-Was looking forward to and disappointed by the “Crispy Great Taste”

Aftermath:

My bubble has burst as my worst fears have been confirmed, there is such thing as bad fried cheese.

Rating of Product:

1.5 Bon’s off of Broadway’s out of 5 … (.5 marks for genius design.)

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