The snow is falling. We wander now, just for the fun of it. It’s cold. We can see our breath billow out and disappear as we scrape our heels along the frigid concrete. Everything is closed, but it doesn’t matter. We are going somewhere magical. Ducking into an alcove we huddle for warmth and a cigarette. What time is it? Does it make a difference? It’s cold.
The door in the alcove swings open behind us. We spin to face a blast of heat. It’s emanating from inside. It folds around us pulling us in, comforting us against the harsh reality of outside. There is a long hallway stretched out before us. Red wall paper and gilded molding dimly reflect the light cast from the row of candle lit chandeliers that adorn the ceiling. There is music drifting from the end of the hall. We can hear the sound of laughter as well. Both are faint, but they are getting stronger as we make our way along. It all sounds so wondrous. The music seeps into our bones, into our muscles and ligaments. We dance now, just for the fun of it. All of a sudden we realize the sound of laughter has been coming from us.
There doesn’t appear to be an end to the hallway, and no curves or bends up ahead either. It just goes on forever, but it doesn’t matter. There is just the music and the warmth and the dancing. It’s all we will ever need.
And then he is there. Standing in front of us. His suit shimmers in a way that prevents the eye from resting in any one place for too long. He seems to float and sway, yet he is solid as well. A presence. We cannot get by him, but we do not want to anyway. His face is shining as well. It is a beautiful face. He holds out two glasses of steaming liquid. “Drink?” We ask what is it. “Hot Toddy.” We take our drinks and have a sip, our mouths exploding with flavour. We ask where we are, what is this place? “This is BLACKSMOKETOAST. It is a special place. There is nothing to fear” We know there is not. “The hallway goes on for as long as you want it to. It will end when you stop dancing.” We ask who are you? “I am bionicunicorn. I am master of this place.”
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