Ain’t Winter Grand?

Ok, so winter is actually kinda shitty. I wake up in the morning and it’s dark, and guess what it is when I leave work? That’s right, dark. At 5:00. Bullshit. And it’s all rainy and dreary outside, which makes me feel even worse about failing on my New Years resolutions. And I have to wear a jacket, like, all the time. Sorry Winter, but you suck. You make me sad. Almost as sad as when I have to go to work. If my job and Winter had a baby together it would probably look a lot like Hitler.

If you happen to disagree and you really like Winter, then that’s Ok. We can still be friends. Probably pretty good friends, I like tobogganing and hot cocoa and hot tubs in the snow. You’d probably like these songs. But maybe not, ’cause if you close your eyes and focus really hard they’ll make you believe it’s summer.