Now, I’m definitely not one to read celebrity gossip blogs, because frankly, who gives a shit? However, if said blog is written by a sarcastic and comedic boob-obsessed anonymous male, I give a shit. The Superficial is a celebrity gossip blog unlike any other. This appears on their ‘about’ page:

The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.

Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible.

The superficial is known for its harsh and biting wit and bitter discourse about today’s celebrities and news-makers. And honestly, I look at it everyday. It makes me laugh-out-loud, at its sometimes ‘not safe for work’ and often hilarious photos. The anonymous writer is so funny, I wake up at night hoping one day I could be half as ridiculous as he is.

Here’s a sample:

Here’s Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I’m amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she’d be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that’s how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay’s uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.

Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.

The Superficial: Because You’re Ugly

-artandstars

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